hello ladies (and gentlemen)
looking for a date to the homestuck homecoming
youve come to the right place
dave strider at your service
all the man and muscles you could ever want
Dave, your muscles are…
Wrinkly.
I must say, I am worried for your health and physique.
pfft bad attempt at Rose again. also yeah, me too, ‘m gonna be ooc the whole homecoming. I just… clearly can’t be rose. orz
ANYWAY YEAH COOLKID SOMEONE ASK HIM OUT GOGOGO.
