Trolls cannot have belly buttons
moanda: The only reason creatures have belly buttons is because of the umbilical cord they were attached to while inside their mother’s womb. If the Homestuck trolls were hatched as grubs then evolved, there’s no way they can have belly buttons! I only say this because I constantly see pictures of trolls with belly buttons. And I don’t know why but it bothers me anatomically THUS I rest my...
shubbabang: “You need a job” “You need an education” “You need to get married” “You need to have children” “You need to be rich”
theweepyfox: geometricdeathtrap: So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work I want this on a shirt.
kawaiians: a picture of a teenage girl doing a regular thing except shes japanese so it has 2000 notes
Your crude world is not the true reality. Your physical body here is the shadow...– Receiver, teaching you the fine art of the Mind Screw. (via quarian7)
skittlesndrpepper: craigmothertucker: so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.
Women read comics. Anyone at all engaged in social media knows this. Women read...– Brett White, Comic Book Resources (via wandrinparakeet) and yet men remain the most marketed demographic for just about everything. (via ohhoechno) I’m pretty sure the only men who spend more time thinking about DC than women on Tumblr are the men who actually work there. (via touchofgrey37) ...
rexuality: realistic captions for selfies: i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit this is the best...
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland we paint our faces and...
displacedtimetraveler asked: Man, I wish more people on Tumblr, instead of mindlessly hating on religion and Christianity in general, would take the time when presented with infographics such as the one you just reblogged to have interesting discussions on the different qualities of religions both in particular and in general. That'd actually be an enlightening read, rather than those bland "OMG HAHA THIS RELIGION...
reichenfeels: “We’re your family, we’re allowed to make fun of you” “Come on, it’s just a joke” “toughen up and stop being a baby” “We’re just teasing” BULLYING IS BULLYING NO MATTER WHO IT COMES FROM. IT JUST HURTS A FUCKLOAD A LOT MORE WHEN ITS COMING FROM PEOPLE YOU TRUST FUCK OFF.
supermattural: Before tumblr and netflix I spent the same amount of time on the internet but I just cannot recall what the fuck I did
guys, if you reblog this, i'll leave a story in...
zydrateandbubblegum: may be true, may be fictional. whatever. it’ll be something that your blog reminds me of.
romulusthread: MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
Your very Personal and Intense Disney Ask:
Aurora: Story of your first kiss
Rapunzel: 5 things from your bucket list
Dory: Something someone has told you that you can't forget (two good things and one bad)
Pocahontas: Something new you taught someone.
Mulan: Do you trust your gut feeling? What happened.
Jasmine: The story of when you had to really trust someone. Was it easy?
Belle: Is there someone you are close who no one else likes? What's the story?
Ariel: Where do you think you belong, and why?
Flounder: Something that surprised you and frightened you.
Eric: Have you ever helped a stranger? What happened.
Aladdin: A sacrifice you made for someone.
Tiana: A time you tried the hardest for something.
Boo: A childhood hero.
Cruella: Something you really want but you aren't allowed to have.
Seven Dwarfs: 7 things you like in the people around you.
Kronk: What you are best at in the kitchen?
Simba: Something a parent has taught you.
Cinderella: "A dream is a wish your heart makes" What's that for you?
Nemo: Your bravest moment.
Terk: Are you a big brother/sister figure to anyone?
Buzz: Your favourite fantasy world (aka Harry Potter, Star Wars), if any.
Alice: Done drugs?
Peter Pan: Something from your childhood that you still love.